Hypocrite

I don't know which part of this story I like better. Is it that Ted is a rump ranger, or is it that Ted is a meth head? I just can't decide.

Apparently, taking (and/or giving) it up the ass is okay as long as you're not married to the person that is taking (and/or giving) it.

I hope one of these journalists asks the burning question in my mind: Ted, are you a top or a bottom?