Shitty Day--No Friends
Since my cup runneth over of shitty days this year, I can't say this has been the shittiest--or even in the Top 5. But I'm definitely putting it in the Top 15 Shitties Days of 2008. And I don't have one fucking friend downtown that I can call on to meet me for a drink after work. How fucking sad is that?
Of course, I immediately thought of Didi, my happy hour partner in crime.
Maybe I'll just buy a 16 ouncer and drink it on the bus out of a paper bag like the guy in the morning does. That man knows what he needs to face the day. Cracks me right the fuck up. I haven't seen him for a while though. Maybe he found a more fun way to get to work. Maybe I can join him.
I sued that blind bitch of a tenant--because she wouldn't shut the fuck up--and I lost. Sort of. The judge ruled that I owed her a $75 refund of her security deposit and if the tenant wins, the damages are automatically doubled. Add the $32 court costs and I get to write a check for a cool $182.
The judge didn't think that color was neutral either.
Of course, I immediately thought of Didi, my happy hour partner in crime.
Maybe I'll just buy a 16 ouncer and drink it on the bus out of a paper bag like the guy in the morning does. That man knows what he needs to face the day. Cracks me right the fuck up. I haven't seen him for a while though. Maybe he found a more fun way to get to work. Maybe I can join him.
I sued that blind bitch of a tenant--because she wouldn't shut the fuck up--and I lost. Sort of. The judge ruled that I owed her a $75 refund of her security deposit and if the tenant wins, the damages are automatically doubled. Add the $32 court costs and I get to write a check for a cool $182.
The judge didn't think that color was neutral either.
posted by nottotaled at 4:33 PM
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