Thursday, July 09, 2009

What I Did Today

AM
5:45-6:00--Hit snooze button.
6:00-6:30--Unload dishwaher, scoop poop, feed cats, drink juice.
6:30-7:00--Shower, dress.
7:00-7:10--Pack backpack while wondering what fresh hell I may meet today.
7:10-7:30--Drive to bus stop.
7:30-8:10--Commute on bus.
8:10-12:15 p.m.--Work like a dog.
PM
12:15-1:15--Work out.
1:15-5:00--Work like a dog.
5:00-5:05--Get to bus stop.
5:05-5:50--Commute on bus.
5:50-6:20--Drive home.
6:20-6:30--Change clothes.
6:30-6:32--Feed cats. (Why did I get these cats, I wonder. Oh yeah, because they are the only things that give me joy in this life.)
6:32-7:15--Wash dishes, make dinner.
7:15-7:30--Eat dinner.
7:30-7:31--Get pissed off.
7:32-7:45--Go buy cigarettes, because that's what I do when I get pissed off; instead of doing something positive or enlightening, I harm myself.
7:45-8:00--Go into garage to get lawn mower, discover tank and gas can are empty and decide, "Fuck it."
8:00-10:00--Snip herbs, do more dishes, make pasta salad, make tzatziki, do laundry, water plants, water garden, load dishwasher, pack for camping trip.
10:00-11:00--Wax legs.
11:00-11:15--Smoke cigarettes and drink beer.
11:15-11:25--Write this post because I have so much fucking spare time I don't know what to do with it.
The End.